whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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