But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
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