I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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