I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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