I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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