Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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