I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I forgot wine drunk hurts
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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