ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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