guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
