At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
nutella sex= disaster
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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