I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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