i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i may or may not be watching the land before time
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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