It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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