Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm at about main and main street
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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