My brain says no but my pants say off.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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