i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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