I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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