I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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