She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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