I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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