why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I can't put those talents on a resume
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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