whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize