I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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