Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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