I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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