Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Panties = found
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
