Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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