batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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