Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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