i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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