we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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