You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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