You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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