what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize