is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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