just tell him i said nine months
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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