hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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