quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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