I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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