And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Where did you get a picture of my penis
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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