Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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