There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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