i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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