your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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