is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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