Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Randomize
