my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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