Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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