he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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