You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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