let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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